Facebookers or Wastebookers

If you want to catch up with your friends,  see the upcoming events, read the news or just waste time, Facebook is the right place to do it. All you need is Internet connection and you can surf through your facebook friends’  numerous statuses and photos, you can share your private thoughts and worries, show people what you did last night, even tag the people, who were with you; play various of games or check your horoscope, join different groups and many other things, which don’t cost you anything but your time. As a facebook user, I have different types of ‘’friends’’ who cause  various emotions in me(mostly negative).
Let me introduce you to the five most annoying types of facebookers.
Type 1:  The Status updater. 

From poetry through song lyrics to daily life stuff, this person constantly updates us with more and more details about his ‘’fascinating’’ life. Let’s call this person Jana and here’s an example:
‘’ Jana Good morning, guys!! Such a beautiful day,..damn, I’m hungry..’’ (55min ago)
‘’Jana.. I’ve got, I’ve got a pocket full of sunshine, I’ve got a love and it’s all mine, oohh (music) ‘’ (50min ago)
‘Jana … still hungry.. I should probably go to the supermarket‘’ (45min ago)
‘Jana.. ugh, I can’t take it anymore, I’M GOING ! What should I wear?’’ (42min ago)
‘’Jana..’’ All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.’’soo true!’’(40min ago)
‘ ‘Jana.. finally going to the supermarket(sun)’ (35min ago)

Mm, yeah. I know what you think: WHO CARES? Well, I don’t.
I’m pretty sure you all have at least one Jana in your FB friends’ list and if you don’t  - it’s probably you. And for the good sake of all of us go and find yourself a hobby! It’s just a status, not your diary.

Type 2: The so-in-love-couple

It’s good when you have a significant other with whom you can share everything, but does it have to be so damn public? Get a room already.

Type 3: The party animal

Taking late night photos with alcohol and cigarettes and uploading them on Facebook is so last year. Try something new and more original. PLEASE.
P.S.: And writing how drunk you are isn’t cool either.

Type  4: The permanent-brokenhearted

Ooh, the poor little thing looking for sympathy, AGAIN. Here are two things you should know:
1) Being brokenhearted makes you feel like a poet. At least try to be a good one or stop with the nonsense.
 2) Being a cry-baby, well… it makes you just pathetic.
So make life easier for everybody around you and MOVE ON. 

Type 5: The game-achievements-broadcasters

Facebook is also famous by its variety of games, but it’s really annoying when you go through your News feeds and all you see is ‘V. needs more energy to commit crimes’’, or ‘’V. got the highest score in level 5’’. I think you NEED to go out and GET a life.


Waste your time wisely.
Smile& go out.
- D .